愛麗絲的茅坑

村上大哥認為隨筆基本上就像「啤酒公司製造的烏龍茶」

很抱歉，我既不是釀酒公司更不是種茶達人

寫著好像只有我一個人看得懂的隨筆

但應該也很正常吧，因為一開始，這就是個茅坑

我把我想講得全都打包起來

包成一包全都標上日期獻給了我摯愛的茅坑

不求有人懂他 也無須對他人解釋 也許隨著時間發酵發臭

也許他變成了有機肥造福了某片心田

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畢竟上廁所是一個人的事！

想太多反而便秘

如果 剛好 這是你有感覺的地方

這茅坑也能解你舒爽

在某部分精神層面上

也算功德圓滿

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推開門，環顧一下屋內，我知道瑪麗亞今天沒來

但廖金桃在家裡，喝著金牌台灣啤酒配著台中特產OMIMA魔辣花生

還對我笑了一笑，示意要我坐下來一起喝上一杯「乎搭啦~Cheers，然後"致前任"」

恩，我笑了笑，好像也只能點一首Paul Young的Everytime you go away為這個夜晚畫上美麗的隨筆

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Everytime you go away/Paul Young

Hey

if we can't solve any problems

and why do we lose so many tears?

Oh

so you go again when the leading man appears.

Always the same theme

can't you see

We've got ev'rything going on and on and on.

Ev'ry time you go away you take a

piece of me with you.

Ev'ry time you go away you take a

piece of me with you.

Go on and go free

maybe you're too close to see.

I can feel your body move

does it mean that much to me.

I can't go on singing the same theme

'cause can't you see

We've got ev'rything

baby

even though you know:

Ev'ry time you go away you take a

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piece of me with you.

Ev'ry time you go away you take a

piece of me with you.

Can't go on singing the same theme

'cause baby

can't you see

We've got ev'rything going on and on and on.

Ev'ry time you go away you take a

piece of me with you.

Ev'ry time you go away you take a

piece of me with you.

Ev'ry time you go away you take a

piece of me with you.

Ev'ry time

ev'ry time you go away - but I don't care -

You take a piece of me with you.

Ev'ry time you go away -

Ev'ry time you go away - don't leave me all alone

And breakin' up a piece of me.

Ey'ry time you go away.